Death of a Friend- My Vacuum

My vacuum is on his death bed. I am limiting his use and trying to stretch out his life span as long as possible. My birthday is coming up and my husband thinks a new vacuum would be the perfect gift for me. I am thinking, that if I prolong my vacuums life until after next week, I will get a nice present for my birthday and when my vacuum finally does pass, a new vacuum too!

My vacuum just has not been his usual, sucky self. He was so weak today that he could hardly pick up a bobby pin, how sad is that? He has also been making some odd noises and giving off some, not so pleasant smells. My husband would say that the smell is from the food that I vacuum up from under my son's chair after he eats lunch, or maybe, from the cat food that I vacuum up daily. He even goes so far as to say, that it could be from me never emptying the creepy, canister thing. But I know the truth, it is the smell of death!

For now, I will cherish our moments together and vacuum like everyday is our last. Hold on dear friend...at least for one more week!

Yodels...the new fruit?

Why can't Yodels be healthy? I don't mean the "yodelaehoooooos", I mean those damn chocolate covered yummies with the cream inside. The ones that are all rolled up, like a tiny treasure. First you delicately peel the thin chocolate layer off with your teeth, then gently unroll out the chocolate cake and lick the cream out as you go, until your down to just the middle. Each bite is savored until the little, last bit is gone.....OH YA!!!!...they come TWO in a package!!! How freaking great is that!!!??? The second one, I eat free style.

Sorry for any typos, I am typing all this with one hand (I am still on the first yodel...savoring....)

PS: FYI, YES, I AM off my diet, just until this frigging box of yodels is gone!  :)

Odd Thought

If you lick a pigs nose, will it taste like ham?