You know if you have a big mommy butt if:

1. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you are sitting on your child's matchbox car and do not even realize it.

2. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you hip-check your children across the room when you walk by them and don't even notice.

3. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you think there is enough room on the couch for you to fit in between two of your children and end up half sitting on one of them.

4.You know your have a big mommy butt if: you are looking at a picture of a woman, thinking she has such a  big ass, only to realize that its YOU in the picture.

5. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you have stopped asking your husband "Do these pants make my butt look big"

6. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you no longer use a hand mirror to check out how your butt looks before leaving the house.

7. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you think twice about sitting in the tiny chairs at your child's preschool.

8. You know you have a big mommy butt if: your child says "Mommy, you have a big butt"

9. You know you have a big mommy butt if: your new jeans come with a "wide load" sticker stuck to the back.

10.  You know you have a big mommy butt if: your children are following you, when you make a sudden stop and the first child bumps into your butt, bounces off and knocks down the rest of the kids behind them.

11. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you look at the cute pants you used to wear before you had children and believe they shrunk about 10 sizes from the fluctuating temperatures up in the attic.

12. You know you have a big mommy butt if: its like lost and found when you get off the couch.

13. You know you have a big mommy butt if: you hear a beep, beep, beep sound in your head as your backing up.

 And finally, you know if you have a big mommy butt if: your a mommy that has a big butt.

 Living with a big mommy butt is not easy, but you have the power to change that. You must make the choice to accept the butt you now have, or to do something about it and make it the butt you want to have.

I am working on changing my big mommy butt, one day I might just be brave enough to get my hand mirror out and check out the view, but for now I'm just happy that it is all behind me. :)